I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
So, where do I begin? Well, maybe I should begin with this post which is a screen capture of this video. And the question is why? Why do girls fangirl about Thomas Sangster? Because, as one of my flatmates, a boy (I live with two girls, a boy and two cats), said by looking at him “For God’s Sake, he’s only skin and bones! How old is he?“
As a fan of Thomas, I’m gonna explain why I find him attractive (and why that video has the views it has): it’s about the soft, white skin he has. Virgin skin, no visible scars, almost no body hair, no tattoos or anything like that… He’s like a blank canvas, ready to be painted, wanting to be painted. By who? By life, by himself, it doesn’t matter that much who paints it, what matters is the final result.
But he’s that kind of guys that have a mesmerizing mind that traps you in its orbit, and if you’re a girl, it may have a side effect: first you think about that boy as a person, then you start thinking about him as a male, and you wonder what he hides under that clothes. Summer comes (or, in this particular case, a shirtless scene) and you find out: soft, white, virgin skin. And you want it, you find yourself wanting to kiss and bite and lick and suck that skin. You want to leave your mark on that blank canvas. Is a painting that is worth it, after all.
And this is why I find Thomas physically (and sexually) attractive.
So, if you’re this kind of guy, look at the nearest shy girl you know: you’re probably having that effect on her (I think I’m gonna call it The Sangster Effect). Ask her for a date, for God’s sake! She won’t bite you unless you ask for it.
I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”
Game of You Know Nothing, Jon Sno-oh-oH-OW
A thousand years ago, she had known a girl who loved lemon cakes.
“I feel like “OUT OF ORDER” was wonderful caption or the LoVe relationship.”
Yes, I’d like to be a fashion photographer. Work for Vogue, Vanity Fair or Harper’s Bazaar, to mention just a few examples. Better, I would like to be a freelance photographer and work for all of them, because that’s what I like the most: to photograph famous people dressed with awesome clothes in beautiful scenarios.
But my main concern is, if I get to work for those magazines, would I have to change my look? My haircut or my clothes? I like the world of fashion, but I wouldn’t like it to change me. I want to be able to put on my Chuck Taylors and my tye-dye jeans and my favourite sweater to do a photoshoot. Is it too much to ask for?
It is estimated that 10% of young people struggle with self harm. Imagine that. In a classroom of 30 pupils, 3 will be hiding their cuts and scars. It’s not a little phase; it’s a serious and potentially dangerous coping strategy. Spread the word, raise awareness, reach out, hang in there.
