Are Dot and Bette not allowed to be happy at the same time or something?
Imagine James and Lily bringing Harry to an Order meeting when he is a few weeks old and Hagrid sees the itty bitty baby that was made by two of his favourite people and asks to hold him and all of other adults are scared that this half-giant with his large lumbering hands will crush the poor thing but Lily and James just smile at each other and place their cooing baby in Hagrid’s arms and Hagrid holds Harry like he’s the most precious thing in the world
*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
What kind of alien are we talking about?
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis
Coming out this Christmas
Ron Weasley gives free ice cream to kids. Harry Potter talks about the importance of feminism and gay rights. Hermione Granger is a UN Goodwill Ambassador for Women.
The heroes of my childhood became the heroes of my adulthood.
and let’s not forget ginny weasley, who has joined the fight to end world hunger.
so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time
I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary
i go to private school too and rich kids are so unaware of how lucky they are its scary
whenever i see a pic of jared leto i always have to think if he’s jesus for a second
girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts
SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION
He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.
James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.
James stands up and walks out of the great hall.
on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.
False rape accusations are an anomaly.
True rape accusations are a norm.
You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.
Re-blog now, read later.
"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”