Funny doesn’t suit you. I’d stick with ice.
on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.
I would die and do the dishes
Come to us darling.
Reblog it every time
Sometimes it’s okay to give yourself a pat on the back and say, “That was cool. That made me feel good.”
“You know when you’re drowning, you don’t actually inhale until right before you black out. It’s called voluntary apnea. It’s like no matter how much you’re freaking out, the instinct to not let any water in is so strong that you won’t open your mouth until you feel like your head’s exploding. Then when you finally do let it in, that’s when it stops hurting. It’s not scary anymore, it’s… it’s actually kind of peaceful.”
In collaboration with youareinllove
y o u w o n ’ t b e o n y o u r o w n.
L E T T H E G A M E S B E G I N
I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m just- I’m trying to save my friends.